So I was really looking forward to this semester. I have a pretty light course load and a day off! But so far I am not too thrilled...
Day One: Med Surg 2
I'm not up at the buttcrack of dawn! The traffic is light! I have found a parking spot! Oh happy day!
Anxious to meet my professor, who I have unfortunately heard pretty sucky things about.
The verdict? She seems ok, a little monotonous but nice enough. But oh no...she bears an uncanny resemblance to one particular CNA from last semester whom I despised! She just had a talent for making us students feel stupid!
NOTE TO SELF: Don't be that way when you are a nurse!
Remember where you came from!
Now I cannot get this terrible association out of my head! I've met too many people like her who fit a certain miserable stereotype. I hate to judge! Oh let me be wrong!
And now the moment we've all been waiting for! Clinical assignments!
Ohmygosh!!! Ohmygosh Ohmygosh! St. Blablahblah is an option?! That is but 15 minutes away!
The fateful list lands on my desk...
Amanda Castro...you are going to....
Yadayadayada hospital! Way out in bumblefuck, one hour and 15 minutes from your home! Hello 5:30 am travel!
Well that didn't go as I hoped...
Ah well. I'm not too bummed. This was my clinical assignment last year and it really was a lovely hospital. Now I at least have a certain sense of familiarity and security.It will have to do! Well...not like I have a choice anyway...
Day Two: Weight Lifiting, Research, and Ethics
Weight Lifting: AH RELIEF! I am not the scrawniest one here! And the teacher is not a meathead! Success!
Research: Holy urge to scratch my eyes out, Batman! Most boring 3 hours I've had to endure. Must find humor in this monotony!
My teacher- though a seemingly sweet lady-likes to ramble on and on about herself and information useless to the class it seems. Oh joy! However when she says diabetes she kinda sounds like this guy...
Hahahahaha...now I have to keep myself from laughing when she says it! Well it should keep me occupied at least! And while we're on the subject of keeping busy...some very mature soul (and a...superb...artist at that) decided to doodle some "boobies" on the chair in front of me. I thought I was in college? (Sorry dude, you're probably just trying not to claw your eyes out like me, huh?)
And then this particular work of art happens to inspire me!
And on that note, I leave you!
How do you stay awake in terribly boring classes?
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